wroxall:

unetrangerquidort:

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

twilightrenaissance:

edward texting bella about the snail he saw moodboard

paulsgroovypalace:

when they say simpons did it already

they’re not fucking kidding

tamaratunie:

i👏con👏ic👏

averagefairy:

one time i went on a date with this guy who kept tucking my hair behind my ear and i kept untucking it but like 5 minutes later he would reach out and do it again and eventually i just ducked away when he tried and then the next day he tweeted about girls not appreciating a gentleman and i’m pretty sure it was about me

babyspicegf:

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

shinyfurret:

zkac:

okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema 

UM

beautysnake:

armedandgayngerous:

aveanexalea:

R e a l  s h i t?

B O N E L E S S 

@heavenseveneleven

chessys:

no one should be on tumblr

ginny weasley and tonic